bringing this back around just in case you’ve had a bad day
my favorite thing about this post being popular is that people like you are using it to cheer other people up, that is rad, thank you for being rad
HOW DARE YOUIN WHAT WAY IS THAT FACT “FUN”
GO TO YOUR ROOM AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU’VE DONE
Cute nicknames for your girlfriend or boyfriend
- King Henry VIII
- Sad cow
- Potato skins
- 5 Gum
- United States army
- That one gay Teletubby
" WE ARE NOT A GROUP THAT WILL STICK TO ONE COLOR"-CL
THANK YOU 2NE1 FOR AWESOME 5 YEARS I LOVE YOU!
does anyone else have this other self they’ve created in their mind that is not really exactly you irl but is more like what you want to be and has a life that continues in your head with like weird continuing daydreams but they’re not perfect or anything and wow i forget where i was going with this
Teacher: Can I see your homework?
Me: Haha no way loser do your own
I had a dream last night that I worked at McDonalds and I was behind the counter when this guy dressed in a tuxedo (with white dickie and tie) was snapping his fingers for a server. I went I over and he asked to see our “darkest red” and I knew he was talking about wine so I said “sir, this is McDonalds. The darkest red we have here is ketchup” and he had me pour him a glass of ketchup and he drank it while looking me directly in the eye.
i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like
if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul